狂歡

為左慶祝李老闆既牛一，一行五人去左唱k，之後再去飲野
原本都冇預到會飲咁耐同咁多，點知一飲就飲左通頂，不停地笑不停地玩，最後仲好似返u個時咁走左出街坐
哈哈，睇黎我地都仲未老得曬，仲有精力去蒲~

三字經

經過勳爺既介紹，係一個blog度搵到
實在太好笑，所以貼係自己度~

人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it,
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng,
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous,
有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子 ：All his five son took it,
名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 ：If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 ：It is all your fault.
教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 ：their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details.
子不學 ：You may refuse to study this,
非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
幼不學 ：If you don't learn it at a young age,
老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢 ：If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 ：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 ：If you don't learn sex,
不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.